Hiatus

Tina, sorry I've been away awhile, but I'm retiring. And...I'm unretired. I pulled an Amanda Bynes. Anyways, I'm going on hiatus for a bit. I'm working on several projects. Oooo...that makes me sound like a celebrity. Which I'm not, hence why I'm working on several projects. Things would be easier if you'd just hire me. Fine. I'll do it the hard way.

Where's My...? An Update

Tina, what do Alex Wong and I have in common? Don't be racist. Correct. We both should have won our respective competitions.

http://tinafeyismyfriend.blogspot.com/2010/06/scholarship-woes.html
YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!!!

As much as you wanted your sandwich, I wanted that scholarship. That's a lie, I always want a sandwich. A Potbelly roast beef, where the beef is sent through twice, with cholula, hot pepper oil, mustard, lettuce, onion, tomato, provolone or a chicken salad with grapes, green peppers, mushrooms... What was I talking about? Oh yeah, anyways, I'm over my scholarship bitterness because this past week, the most unexpected opportunity landed in my email. I'm not going to say what it is until it actually happens. Otherwise, it would be like me bringing you a hypothetical sandwich, and no one wants those kind. They sometimes have that weird fantasy, surreal taste, and there's usually too much mayo. But I was also solaced by this: http://tinafeyismyfriend.blogspot.com/2010/06/do-you-know-mick-napier.html

Sorry about all the referencing, Tina, not all my tens of readers are as dedicated to my blog as you are.

I don't know about you, but even though Second City didn't want to give me a scholarship, they did like me or at least found me cute enough for their b-roll:

http://secondcity.com/Media/MediaPlayerFull/124/0