Friday, June 18, 2010

Exercise

Tina, I remember your days back in Chi-town when you were a bit fuller than you are now. But it's cool because you lost all that weight and you're rocking it on all those magazine covers. Plus, after having that cutie, Alice, you're back in shape. Nice. So I thought I'd share my exercise regimen, which I think needs some improvement: 1.  Have a pre-existing athletic body from years of childhood-early teen sports. 2. Gain some weight. 3. Work out every free chance I get till I'm basically where I was before I gained weight. 4. Have an awesome body. 5. Stop working out because I'm so tired from working out every free chance I had. 5. Gain weight.
As of right now, I'm at #4. I flex just gesturing. Anyways, whatever you've done to maintain your present physique is working. And mine, well, I've been eating a lot of pastas and cheeses lately. But it's all been free. How do you resist FREE food? You just don't.

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