Tina, pull it together. Alex Wong has been eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance, and we can't do anything about it. At least we can be consoled by the fact that Alex was eliminated due to an injury, a torn achilles tendon. He was Nancy Kerriganed by a Bollywood number. I knew it would take an Asian dance to defeat an Asian dancer. It's like fighting fire with fire. My hopes and dreams of seeing an Asian American win a tv reality competition have been shattered. I know Chloe won Project Runway, but I meant a competition in which people need to vote for you. I have specific dreams, Tina. Specificity is key for acting and dreams. I guess it's up to me now to be the first Asian American to win an Oscar for Lead Actress, presented to me by Betty White while wearing Monique Lhuillier.
My Alex Wong related posts:
http://tinafeyismyfriend.blogspot.com/2010/07/voting-fingers_04.html
http://tinafeyismyfriend.blogspot.com/2010/07/reality-tv-binge-alex-wong.html
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