Monday, June 21, 2010

Could You be Friends with Tina (and me)?

Tina, it's crazy how many people want to hang out with us. But that table at Corcoran's can't fit us all, so I have devised a quiz to see if they are truly our friends.

1. The fact that you're about to take this quiz means you're reading my blog. Awesome. But you're also reading my personal notes to Tina. How dare you? Give yourself 1 point.

2. You live or have lived in Chicago (and not some suburb or Chicagoland).

3. You're a bit socially awkward in an adorable way, not a Kristen Stewart way.

4. You attend/currently attend and/or peformed at Second City or Improv Olympic. I will also accept Annoyance Theater and Upright Citizens Brigade.

5. You're cute, funny, and smart but members of the opposite sex or same sex are somehow not attracted to you.

6. You're left-handed or secretly wish you were.

7. You attempted a short haircut that wasn't a bob, and later realized longer hair suits you.

8. You wear fitted shirts and blazers. Oh and V-necks to to accentuate what you got, but still members of the opposite or same sex are not attracted to you.

9. People continually underestimate you, though somehow you always manage to stand out. Probably because no one expects much from you.

10. You're self-deprecating and modest, because being a douche is already taken by [insert name].

11. You're germophobic. Wait that's just me. Um...you started watching SNL again because of "Sarah Palin".

12. You still wear your retainer.

13. You know the difference between kick-ass and good television. 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Modern Family, and Friends are among your favorites.


More questions to come.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/06/tracy-morgan-chokes-up-on_n_527578.html

1 comment:

  1. ok so 9 out of 12 pertain to me.... Im not from chicago, Im not at second city, and ive never had to do the whole retainer thing. Although I may have to get a mouth guard to keep my teeth from grinding...so that could count? Haha! I desperately wanna be friends with Tina Fey too!

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